Angelina Jolie
Amazing.
RuPaul’s Drag Race (season 5)
Notes
Link (Thanks, Julianne Smolinski)
- ^ Alaska Thunderfuck is simply known as Alaska on the show.
- ^ Detox Icunt is simply known as Detox on the show.
Start a petition: Lil Pound Cake spin-off. I can’t live in a world where we only have a minute and a half of her in existence.
(Source: dcolew)
The Prophet Hen of Leeds
In Leeds, England, in 1806 a hen began laying eggs with the phrase “Christ is coming” on each one.[1] Eventually it was discovered to be a hoax. The hoaxster had written on the eggs in acid which etched the eggs. He then reinserted the eggs into the hen.
Link (Thanks, Josh R.)
Everyone knows that when you want to hear the future, you ask a table, not a hen.
Aristotle’s views on women
Aristotle wrote extensively on his views of the nature of semen but seemed to struggle with the concept of what a woman actually was and how her body functioned.
Colonies of Poland
Poland never formally had any colonial territories, but over its history the acquisition of such territories was contemplated and at times attempted.
So proud of my Polish forbears.
Bathroom Haiku
Girl, I can’t kiss you
Unless your lips taste just like
My other girl’s puss.
Ah, I’ve located the most touching tribute to Neil Armstrong imaginable: a stray Youtube comment on a terrible song from an even more terrible movie. Thank you, isaiherrera. Thank you.
