But then you missed where it ended exactly like The Avengers! And then where it had a second ending that was a lot like that episode of Buffy with the alternate universe in which the master breaks Buffy’s neck with a single twist.
But yes, Man of Steel sucked.
In Leeds, England, in 1806 a hen began laying eggs with the phrase “Christ is coming” on each one. Eventually it was discovered to be a hoax. The hoaxster had written on the eggs in acid which etched the eggs. He then reinserted the eggs into the hen.
Link (Thanks, Josh R.)
Everyone knows that when you want to hear the future, you ask a table, not a hen.